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Peterbus Unum " at the Transcripts Wiki]. Sign In Don't have an account? Start a Wiki. Do you like this video? You smell nice. Peter : What? Oh, no, that must be you. Woman : No, it couldn't be me. I just farted. Peter : [He sees a power-line when digging up a pool] Hmmm Lois : Peter, there is no such thing as a plastic root Quagmire : [On a bed with his automatic doll] So do ya Cleveland : [Is bouncing on his trampoline which does not throw him back up when he lands] Awwww.

Peter : What are you talking about? It's my yard! Builder : I'm sorry, but your house is too close to the curb. Peter : Oh yeah? Builder : That may be, but you know what? I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in my pool! Peter : Hey, wait-wait-wait, come back here! Builder : What? Peter : [pause] I have to draw you. Adam West : Well, this is odd. West : I've never encounter anything like this before, but your property doesn't seems to be on the map.

Peter : What the hell are you talking about? I've been living in 31 Spooner Street for twelve years! West : Sorry, but according to this map you're not even part of the United States. Which would make you Peter : Aggh! West : Agh! West : Damn! Usually my malcontents are skinnier. Would you come back in a week, when my fat-malcontent-trapdoor will be completed? Peter : I'm not coming back in a week or ever. I've had it with you and I've had it with this whole damn government!

West : Fine. And I'm a man who enjoys his taffy. Lois : And little Stewie here is our president of poopy. Stewie : Ha ha ha ha ha Peter : Mornin' Joe. Joe : Uh Peter what are you doing in my pool?

Peter : Oh this is a new territory of Petoria I call it Joehio. Joe : What??!! You can't just come here and annex my pool!!! Peter : Oh yeah well according to paragraph seven chapter 3 sentence 8 of the Geneva country convention Peter : [Is sitting on a back row of seats] This sucks!

Hey Podium guy! Albania Secretary : Hey some of us are here to learn! Peter : Hey! No one is talking to you Albania! General : Is there a problem back there? Peter : Ya bet your funny accent there is a problem!

I am stuck back here in the nosebleeds! I am president of Petoria! I want a better seat! General : Oh how could we forget the great nation of Petoria? Come up and have a seat in the front row. Peter : Now that's more like it. General : [Sarcastically] Oh and would you also like a special satellite that can scratch your butt with a laser-beam from a thousand miles in space?

Peter : They have those?! Peter : Darn government telling me I cannot build a pool on my own land!! And after my grandfather Josiah worked on making one of the country's most famous beloved cartoon characters!! Agent : Okay we've narrowed it down to two names. All in favor of Bugs Bunny? Chris : Dad, I tried to go to school but the guy won't let me Peter : Oh yeah? Him and what army? Quagmire : Hey, Peter, you can't drink that outside.

You're gonna end up in jail. And not the good jail you see on Cinemax. The man jail. Peter : Hey Brian do you want to hear a riddle?

A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer comes up to her and says she can only keep one Brian : Peter that is not a riddle! It's terrible! Peter : Wrong it's the ugly one! Adam West : Thank you all for coming. We invited Jessie Jackson to open our negotiations with a prayer. Lois : My God! La Toya Jackson : Thanks, ehm Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay, God! Adam West : How very inappropriate, thank you. Now, Mr Griffin, would you like to begin?

Peter : OK. After much thought and consideration, I have decided to make a concession or two. First, I will return Joe's pool. Peter : But I demand access to it on weekends.

Joe : No. Peter : Accepted I also demand to remain my own, independent nation. Adam : Absolutely not. Peter : Then can I have your pen? Adam West : Oh you mean this little cheap pen we have millions of back in our office?

Peter : Yeah. Adam West : No. Peter : Oh, man.

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